So whats new...

It's been a couple of weeks so heres an update...

My toothache has developed into an abcess, which is nice!!! Typical, I was just about to have it filled but no, have some more anti-biotics and away you go for another 6 weeks until we can fit you in. This is the longest toothache type thing ever!!!

Er, I went to V, which was a top weekend!! Saw lots of bands, including Orson, The Feeling, Radiohead, Paul Weller, James Morrison, Razorlite but the best were Beck and of course Faithless. I bounced around like a freak!! However not as much of a freak as the woman in front of us, both Chadley and Mart have already blogged but I can't miss the opportunity, all I can say is what a tramp!!!!!

Where shall I start, she was wearing a strapless white Moschino dress with a green bra underneath. According to Jonny P, "from behind she had it all going on!!" However, she had a face that looked like she'd done drugs for years and years and she was totally off it, her face that is!

Her and her pal, were shitfaced and bouncing about generally enjoying themselves untill.... (Oh what I failed to mention was that this was on Sunday, on the Saturday night, a man had vomited in the corner near to where we were so on the Sunday this had been lightly covered with sawdust) firstly she got her boobies out, much to JP's delight, ha ha!!! Her dress fell down, she readjusted her bra and there they were. A great start or so the boys thought! She then proceeded to stagger to the previous nights vomit and pretty much sit in it in order for her to pee instead of going to the toilet! I turned around to see what everyone was laughing at and got an eyeful of minge, it wasn't good (not that i'm an expert!!). When she eventually got up, her hand had been in the sick and it was all over her boot, I was heaving, what a minger!!!

She was clearly aware that we were all slating her, it may have been Charlotte shouting "dirty tramp" that gave it away! Some time passed and then she was back in vomit corner however she just sorta plonked herself in front of it but never lifted her skirt and then she just layed down in it instead, nice!!!

Faithless then appeared on stage and she was up like a shot where upon looking at the back of her dress I realised that she had in fact actually pissed herself, classy chic or what??!! Oh almost forgot whilst she was laying in sick her mate was throwing up for all to see!

After that they were bouncing again and bumping into people and then some woman chucked beer over the pissy birds dress, what a nice combination.

So that was V, the highlight for me was not actually going to the toilet the whole time I was there, what a superb effort!!

We're down to less than 7 weeks before Oz and Jonny P has booked and is coming with us, woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo!!!

Finally the most amazing thing has happened, I am on a diet and i've joined the gym!!! I've lost 5 pounds so far and have been to an aqua aerobics class with Nixter where I almost drowned, I really am short!!! Highly amusing!

Tomorrow brings my first gym assessment, should be interesting, I wonder how long it will take him to tell me that i'm overweight and unfit??? It also brings Nixters ma and pa's garden party to which I intend on getting totally wasted so Nix i'm sorry in advance for anything I may say or do!

It's back...

Yeah so today brought my toothache back, oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

It gets better though cause now the side of my face is swollen too, i'm looking really hot! All this in time for my new big boss man to be out with me from tomorrow for a couple of days, isn't that just swell! Get it, swell, ha ha.

So, New Year, it now looks as if we've found somewhere which is pretty cool and it's almost certain that JP is gonna come Oz!

Nix has gone back into hospital today for more tests, love you Nixter, but she'll be home on Friday hopefully, yaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Oh and my diets started cept for a minor hiccup last night when Dave and Mart forced me to eat ice cream!!!

This week also sees the return of Jane, Mat, Chadley, Hannah and Kirsten, will Mat have won his bet??? Well as of yesterday, no!! Will Jane have had any more married couples come on to her? Will Hannah and Kirsten have wound the boys up, our money is all on yes!! Oh the suspense...

Rantings....

I'm tired!!!

I love my job but I really hate driving, no actually what I hate is sitting on the bloody M25!!!

Impressive though, i'm on over 10,000 miles now, not bad going for 3 months worth!!!

In the last 3 days I have done just under a thousand miles, I need a holiday!!! Talking of which, 65 days to go...........Wooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo!!!

(JP is also looking very promising to be coming with us but sscchhh, it's a secret!)

Mat, Chad and the girlies have been away a week and it's very quiet, Bobs n Justin go tomorrow, Janes having a fabulous time by the sounds of it in Europe, it's not fare!!!

Still V is next weekend, big dilemma, do I camp or not???

Working Weekend...

This weekend has been pretty dull, it has to be said. I've worked all the way through and am still not finished, pah...

Last night tho around 8.15pm I made my mind up to go out, so I ventured to the Terriss bar with JP and Martin. I was hungry as I had not eaten, so I was whinging. When I asked Mart if he had eaten (bearing in mind both Mat and Dave are currently away and Mart quite openly admits he cannot cook)he replied with "kinda" I asked what was kinda, his comeback was "i've had a cucumber sandwich" I had hysterics, who has cucumber sandwhiches other than when visiting the ritz??!!!

It would appear that he had aquired an organic cucumber and even though he doesn't like cucumber in the first place it looked different! Anyway, he says it's always something he's wanted to try. Strange boy! I also asked if he had cut the crusts off, he said he did on one as the first one he ate was too doughy! Ha ha.

His second fatal mistake was that he didn't cut them up into little triangle either, just straight across. I don't know do people not know anything...

My birthday in Manchester...

So Thursday brought me to the ripe old age of 33, great!!!

I was in Manchester for a meeting, where they presented me with a cake, cards and some champers - always good!

My boss then took everyone out, not just for my birthday but it was Richards leaving do and a belated 40th for Marky Carr!!! (He'll be chuffed that I just posted that on the net, not!)

We went to Gaucho Grill where we had the best steaks ever, they were unbelievable. Several bottles of wine and 2 cocktails later (its now almost midnight!) we were ready to move on. Shaun and Gareth from the office had arrived to join us for copious amounts of booze, so we hit revolution and the shots began!

Rich started it by buying Mark and I birthday shots, they were hideous!!! The trays of shots then followed, Shaun has actually discovered what they were, paint stripper with food colouring in them!!! Several vanilla vodkas were had and some grooving for me and Gareth.

The boys then hit the casino, Shauny and Gareth went to the village and bopped til 4am (Shaun was not happy when I saw him the office at 9.30 the next morning, hangover from hell, ha ha) and as for me, I went home to sleep as lets face it I have only got little legs!!!

All in all though I had a top night as you can see by the pics...